Space Adventure with Wes and Eden
Wes: r u excited about your space adventure tomorrow?
Eden: i am very excited!!!!!W: yah
are you excited to pew pew aliens and enemy spacecraft?
what if i fail at my job?
and the mission explodes...
E: we picked you because you are a capable, strong man.W: but i also scored highest in eccentricity and insecurity
you scored the highest at the academy and we wouldn't allow anyone but the best
the scores don't lie eden
ill never be normal/confident enough to lead a mission
no matter how wise and mysterious of a mentor you are
E: that only means you're teachable, young oneW: thanks eden
as we accomplish smaller missions, your confidence will grow
and in several years, you will be the captain of your own space crew
and you find a boy at the academy who was just like you and you will make him a man like i will make you
you always know just what to say
you're not like any space commander i've ever had
let's make out
om nom nom
after i finish my sandwich
nom nom nom
E: let me know when you're ready (applies chapstick)W: Yay im done with my sandwich
E: let's do thisW: it was an anchovy, garlic, pickle, old mayonaise, blue cheese sandwich.
om nommer nom nom
get over here
E: ughW: (drinks mouthwash)
here, before anything more (gives you mouthwash)
this isn't mouthwash
this is toxic alien juice!
quick, find the antidote!!!
E: ahhh! hold on!!W: ..so weak..
(rummages through bookcase)
(rummaging through mini fridge)
(rummaging through EVERYTHING!)
AH! I found it!!
Here! Quick! Drink it!
E: (hands over vial labeled "antidote")W: eden....
(uncorks vial, sticks a straw in it)
that's fast acting!
E: phew...W: That's why Johnson brand Antidote is the only brand I trust
E: yeah, i made it myselfW: oh
E: ohW: (dies)
E: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW: (opens eyes slowly)
(slaps wes' face)
wes...i...never got to say...
made out with mike
(drops her head into hands)
i'm so sorry
(guards walk in, drag body away)
Thanks for reading my first publicized post in a very long time. I'm going to try and blog more oftennnnnnnnnn. (Maybe)