August 8, 2014

Chat adventures.

Sometimes a chat conversation at work gets...dramatic.

Space Adventure with Wes and Eden

Wes: r u excited about your space adventure tomorrow?
Eden: i am very excited!!!!!
           are you excited to pew pew aliens and enemy spacecraft?
W: yah
      also nervous
      what if i fail at my job?
      and the mission explodes...
      *console me*
E: we picked you because you are a capable, strong man.
     you scored the highest at the academy and we wouldn't allow anyone but the best
W: but i also scored highest in eccentricity and insecurity
      the scores don't lie eden
      ill never be normal/confident enough to lead a mission
      no matter how wise and mysterious of a mentor you are
E:  that only means you're teachable, young one
      as we accomplish smaller missions, your confidence will grow
      and in several years, you will be the captain of your own space crew
      and you find a boy at the academy who was just like you and you will make him a man like i will make you