November 17, 2017

A re-ranking of the Spider-Man films

Most of you know I'm #Tobey4ever, through and through. But...

We just watched "Spider-Man: Homecoming" and although Tom Holland's booty isn't as cute (yet) as Tobey's, everything else about it is incredible. Flash Thompson the nerd bully, accurate Queens representation, the adorability of cutie pie Tom, the emotional roller coaster of being a high schooler, Michael Keaton, the pacing of the plot, the non-cheesy/non-recycled/non-cheap humor (extra, extra points! (since the opposite is found in all other Marvel movies *gag me*)), etc. etc.

"Homecoming" has gotten me a teensy bit interested in Marvel movies again. (I'll probably only watch the Spider-Mans, but hey, it's a start.)

Now, what you've all been definitely waiting for: re-ranking of the Spider-Man movies of the 21st century.

  1. Spider-Man 2 
  2. Spider-Man: Homecoming / Prequel to "Birdman" 
  3. Spider-Man 

We don't need to talk about the other ones.